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A Singapore tourist enjoying the holiday in Malaysia. He is enjoying his breakfast in a Coffee House's hotel where he spends the night.
A Malaysian resident while digesting Chewing Gum sit on the side And begin ask speak in a relaxed manner.

Malaysian:
"Is Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean:
"Certainly"
Malaysian:
"We do not. In Malaysia we only eat the depth part then. Whereas the outside skin part our dry bread gather then we put in the container, is processed, then we the production becomes bread croissants and we the export to Singapore.

Malaysian then smile satisfied during see tourist from Singapore fall silent without can speak anything.

Malaysian:
"Do you also eat bread with jam?"
Singaporean:
"Certainly"
Malaysian:
"We do not (while laughing small). In Malaysia we His skin in the container, is processed, then we the production becomes jam. After that kami the export to Singapore"

This time, Singaporean tourist reply ask:
Singaporean:
"Do you, Malaysians carry out sexual relations?"
Malaysian: "Whats matter? Of course we carry out sexual relations."
Singaporean:
"Do you use "guard"?"
Malaysian:
"of course!! We use the condom"
Singaporean:
"Then, what you do with the condom that was used?"
Malaysian:
"We discard, of course"
Singaporean:
"We do not. In Singapore, the government secretly put these condoms into the container, we merge, then we process become chewing gum and we the export to Malaysia. So, its the actual reason why we, Singaporeans, are forbidden to eat chewing gum .