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Theory of Flatus
The experts fart or famous with the term "kentutologist" have several opinions that are different about the theory of the flatus emergence. Each one remains in his opinion personally while proving his flatus goes through the laboratory or examples. Partly affected from the Darwin theory; that flatus is the evolution from the phenomenon of the mountain erupt that have happened since the time pre-history. Fart this previously his voice was very big his voice and his gas are coloured so as to be able to cause the shock and the death. Like that is famous in the Javanesse puppet story called Semar, that farts him it seems can turn off. Together with the progress of the time, flatus can be evolving to am not coloured and his voice can be controlled in accordance with the requirement, although sometimes continue to be not controlled. However there are those that is affected by the theory of Gravitation Newton; Flatus happens because grafitasi the earth to gases that have the period, m. . If the weight has been big enough, earth gravitation will pull these gases, then go out fart. "that's why flatus emerges from the low hole, not the upper hole (mouth)" Say a follower of the theory Newton proudly. But this theory is denied by the artists who more head in intuition and the feeling. They tend in the opinion that flatus is the expression of musical art of the stomach. And respectively the person have the current of the flatus voice that various things, there are those that rather as jazz, rap, there is also Hip-Hop. Most Asked Question about Flatus Whether anyone farts? "must be, if still live. Immediately after dying then the person can be still farting." during what usually the person of flatus? "in The Morning in toilet that is mentioned "morning thunder". If his resonance is good, can be able to be heard all over the corner of the house. Why eat the legume cause much flatus? "the Legume contains the sugar substance that cannot be digested the body. This sugar (raffinose, stachiose, erbascose) if reaching the intestines, the bacteria on the intestines much gas. This gas partly make use of by the body, and the rest of them are exiled. Corn, paprika, the cabbage, milk also the cause of much flatus (in a manner the quantity of the activity, not the level of his smell! ) Apart from food, any the cause of flatus? "Air that is swallowed, eats hurry, eat without being digested, drinking soft-drink, rise the aircraft. Because atmospheric pressure in the aircraft is lower, so as gas in the intestines experiences the expansion and throw away by the body as farting. Whether flatus is the same as the belch, but emerge from other the hole? "Not... The belch emerges from the stomach, his chemical composition is other by farting. The belch contains air more, flatus contains gas that is produced by the bacteria more. Gas that is thrown away through this anus contains the component that tends to damage the body, therefore the Lord arranges his disposal through the Anus. where the departure of flatus gas if being kept is not spent? "keep flatus often 'be forced' we do. Gas that is kept this is not absorbed come back by blood, not Not all that rapet, but migrating to the top head the intestines and in turn will go out also. So not vanish, but only experience the postponement (delay). May flatus is burnt? "could then. Flatus contains methane, hydrogen that combustible (natural gas contains this component also). If being burnt, his flame is blue because of the content of the element of hydrogen. Order from paank : if rising the mountain, the stove runs out of gas but want to cook instant noodles, just burn the stove with the fart. could light the match by farting? "don't invent stories. .. His consistency is other. Also his temperature is not hot enough to begin the burning." Why the dog's and the cat's fart is more rotten? "because of the dog and the cat is carnivores. Meat is rich in protein. Protein contains much sulphur, so this smell of animal flatus is more rotten. Other with the herbivore like cattle, the horse, the elephant, that produces flatus more, older, harder he sounded, but am relative do not smell." Fart 2-3 times are endless? "Flatus contains a little oxygen, possibly you experience the headache if smelling the flatus smell too many. Order from paank: Therefore that have the hobby of smelling the flatus smell, better you end it from now on. Whether the colour of flatus? "its not coloured. If its colour (example: Orange) like gas of oxide nitrogen, will detect whoever farts. fart that whether acid, the alkali or neutral? "Acid, because contain karbondioksisa (CO2) and hydrogen sulphide (H2S). What that happens if someone farts in the Venus planet? "the Venus planet has often contained sulphur in the layer of his air, so flatus there also does not have his influence. but, if only want to fart, why go to Venus? Whether the Benefit of Flatus? Several benefits of flatus in part: * body relaxing * enliven the atmosphere * Be Ashamed Of Deadly. * To show off * To deceive/attract attention of the other person * Body parfume. (However do not yet have the perfume factory that makes aroma perfume fart) * Kill the insects * Train the power in, When you have often done your flatus can arrange when time and timing that is exact to do flatus, this is very useful when you are squeezed, cornered, the alias does not have the way out to escape from the danger that threaten. *Increase the school task value, When you're on exam, just farting of, with the just right voice composition, that supervises exam space must be determined to go out. Use this opportunity as well as possible *Kill secretly (silent but deadly) fart without the sound, but am smelly him do not make sense frightening. The person who has become the expert in this flatus kind in fact can cause the tremendous smell and has a high force so as a contents of the building can smell his smell. when you're sad, no-one who sees your heartache. When you are happy, no-one who pays attention to the smile expands on your lip. But, when you're farting.. everyone turns to yourself. right,??
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